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Things I Don't Want in my Possession
  1. Spare change -- I guess I am one of those people who makes sure that they never have more than four pennies. Anyway, whenever I have extra change I spend it all on vending machines and that's bad for my tummy.
  2. Other People's Babies -- Remember that English au pair. I don't think I'm capable of shaking a baby to death but I am known to throw things once in a while. Especially if they cry.
  3. Sanitary napkins -- I have gone grocery shopping before and have had to pick up a box for a female member of the family. Maybe it seems silly and immature to be embarrassed. But you have to understand, I don't even like carrying around my birth control pills.
  4. Alcohol/Drugs -- I'm still 19. I'm paranoid enough that they'll get me for running a casino in my basement.
  5. Guns -- If I have my gun with me then everyone will want to play with it. There was that one funny time when I let young Bobby play with it. It was so cute when he figured out how to pull that trigger. Oh Bobby was so cute.
  6. Chewing Gum -- "Sure you can have a piece? You too, why not.. I have 3 sticks left. Okay, we'll split the last piece then..."
  7. Credit Cards -- I am relatively responsible with my credit cards. Though I don't think am I so responsible when I steal others'.
  8. Water -- Once, I went to Central America and all these people were begging for a sip of my water. And I'm like, does it look like I have a sign on my forehead saying "I'm here to save your life"?
  9. Lost dogs -- If I saw a dog walking around lost in the street. I wouldn't pick it up. They're just so dirty. Uck. Who knows what kind of diseased household they could have wondered out of.
  10. Old pictures from Elementary School -- I'm a pretty good sport about people giggling at my geeky pictures of pre-adolescence. Yeah , I'm used to being laughed at. It wasn't tramatic enough that I was laughed at then. Oh, yeah.. ha, ha.. keep laughing... my childhood's a big joke ain't it.. keep laughing you m*therf***er!