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Things That Scare Me
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Ferris wheels -- I must have
cried/pissed in my pants about half a dozen times when I was a little kid.
Ferris wheels are the work of the devil.
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The laughing baby-headed sun on
the Teletubbies -- Have you seen this thing? A giggling sun created
by a giant yellow severed baby head. In the seeming eternity it take
for it to creep up onto the screen, I expect its eye to start bleeding or something.
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Christian extremists -- [this
entry has been censored by God]
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Wal-Mart -- Every day I witness
zombie-like suburbanites as they gather at to bow down to the Walton family.
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Nuclear weapons -- I guess most
weapons kinda scare me.. except guns. Guns are cool. He he. Guns. Geez,
I love them so much.
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Antique dolls -- Child's Play
didn't scare me but antique dolls do. I think it is because they are old.
Old people scare me too. But that's because they smell like rotting flesh.
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Reba McEntire -- I don't like
country music much anyway but when I turn on the tv and see a yodeling
leprechaun my face begins to twitch.
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Tornado warnings -- What? You
like them?
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The popularity of Jerry Springer
-- I dunno why so many people watch it. I mean when I want to see people
fight all I do is make up lies about my friends.
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Slugs and poison ivy -- I see
them and I have an immediate fear that there is something on me. I feel
dirty, like a drunk prostitute chewing on a used condom.
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